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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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thehipsterlifestyle:

buttermilkqueen:

u know when u accidentally scratch ur fork on a plate and the screech sounds like satan anally fisting a donkey

you put it into words

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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*

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moseby:

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO DE ROSA RAMIREZ

moseby:

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

ESTEBAN JULIO RICARDO DE ROSA RAMIREZ

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Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

Wow

Such light

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

Wow

Such light

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eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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“…see here’s the thing, I’m not no relationship expert, but I just recommend that you get with your bestie. Because y’all agree on everything. This is the person that when the other girls were tripping you could call her and be like ‘She saying…’, and she could talk to you about whatever. So you guys started with a very honest and open rapport. You never had to hide anything. And you know, at a certain point in my business, I don’t know why anyone lies. You’re making money, you’re doing it, she don’t like it, ‘You don’t like it? Beat it.’ But, I’m going to be honest with you.”
-pharrell williams when asked about why he chose to make his best friend his fiance.

…see here’s the thing, I’m not no relationship expert, but I just recommend that you get with your bestie. Because y’all agree on everything. This is the person that when the other girls were tripping you could call her and be like ‘She saying…’, and she could talk to you about whatever. So you guys started with a very honest and open rapport. You never had to hide anything. And you know, at a certain point in my business, I don’t know why anyone lies. You’re making money, you’re doing it, she don’t like it, ‘You don’t like it? Beat it.’ But, I’m going to be honest with you.

-pharrell williams when asked about why he chose to make his best friend his fiance.

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tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

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table-for-one-please:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

IT’S BACK

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buttpls:

fuck me

buttpls:

fuck me

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jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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doctor-wholock:

timelessseaphire:

ufuckinsnowglobe:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’

but there is an ‘ood’

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wat

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agameofmerthur:

e—www:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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how the fuck did anyone not get that reference

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